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The former Oratorio del Montirone is a small chapel dating back to the 18th century, deconsecrated since the 1950s. It is located in Abano Terme (Padua) in via Pietro d'Abano 51, in front of the Montirone hill and park, from which it takes its name. It is also known as the former Oratorio del Cerato or former Oratorio di San Giovanni.
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